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Sorry, but the Truth is we're no longer selling this little treasure.

You know how cool our screen savers are from that amazing "She comes in Colors". Now we're offering this hilarious PixelTainment for only $7.50!

no, you can't peel away this sign

Four steps to the Truth
1. Order the PixelTainment on our secure server.
2. Your credit card is approved in real time... cool!
3. Receive emailed directions, then download the software...
4. Laugh your head off!

As previewed on Geek Erotic Theatre... only even more revealing!

Features:
  • a full screen image, 640 x 480
  • three more "levels" of stripping... we're talking the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth!
  • more sounds, more of a show!
  • use as a screen saver, or run it anytime as PixelTainment whenever you need a perk-me-up!
  • a real crowd pleaser, great at the office and makes a great gift!

Whether you're a fan of a certain popular science fiction TV show, or a "must have something really goofy on my computer to show my friends" geek, you'll love it!

Sorry, but the Truth is we're no longer selling this treasure.

Warning: If you find looking at the soft, smooth skin of cartoon FBI agents' butts offensive, please refrain from ordering.

By clicking "Order Now" you are agreeing to the licensing agreement below.
Please read before ordering or using this software.


System Requirements
Macintosh OS 9 or Classic only:
PowerPC, running System 7.5.5 or later.
download size:
1.9mb .sit file or 2.5mb .hqx file
Windows
Intel pentium processor or compatible
Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows NT 4 or later
Windows-compatible sound card
Quicktime 3 or newer preferably installed.

download size: 1.9mb .zip file
Bonus download... a stand-alone .exe file!

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Directions for installing The Truth



PLEASE READ THIS SOFTWARE LICENSE AGREEMENT ("AGREEMENT") BEFORE PROCEEDING. BY CLICKING "ORDER," YOU ARE AGREEING TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THIS LICENSE, DO NOT CLICK "ORDER", AND DO NOT BUY THIS SOFTWARE, AND FEEL LEFT OUT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

1. License. Geek Culture hereby licenses to you the software and documentation accompanying this Agreement whether on disk, in read only memory, on any other media or in any other form. You own the media containing the software but Geek Culture retains ownership of the software. The software in this package and any copies which this Agreement authorizes you to make are subject to the terms of this Agreement.

2. Permitted Uses and Restrictions. You may install and use the software on a single licensed computer at a time. The software is not authorized to exist on more than one computer at a time. You may make one copy of the software in machine-readable form for backup purposes only. The backup copy must include all copyright information contained on the original. You may not decompile, reverse engineer, disassemble, modify, rent, lease, loan, sublicense, distribute or create derivative works based upon the software in whole or part or transmit the software over a network or from one computer to another.
THE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, OR AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL MACHINES IN WHICH CASE THE FAILURE OF THE SOFTWARE COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE. Your rights under this License will terminate automatically without notice from Geek Culture if you fail to comply with any term(s) of this Agreement.

3. Limited Warranty on Media (if applicable). Geek Culture warrants the media on which the software is recorded to be free from defects in materials and workmanship under normal use for a period of ninety (90) days from the date of original retail purchase. Your exclusive remedy under this paragraph shall be, at Geek Culture’s option, a refund of the purchase price of the product containing the software or replacement of the software which is returned to Geek Culture with a copy of the receipt. THIS LIMITED WARRANTY AND ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES ON THE MEDIA INCLUDING THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE LIMITED IN DURATION TO NINETY (90) DAYS FROM THE DATE OF ORIGINAL RETAIL PURCHASE. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON THE TERM OF AN IMPLIED WARRANTY, IF THIS AGREEMENT IS SUBJECT TO THE LAWS OF SUCH JURISDICTION THIS LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY. THE LIMITED WARRANTY SET FORTH HEREIN IS EXCLUSIVE AND IN LIEU OF ALL OTHER WARRANTEES AND GUARANTEES, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. GEEK CULTURE SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMS ALL OTHER WARRANTIES. THIS LIMITED WARRANTY GIVES YOU SPECIFIC LEGAL RIGHTS, AND YOU MAY ALSO HAVE OTHER RIGHTS WHICH VARY BY JURISDICTION.

DISCLAIMER: This screensaver is sole product of Geek Culture for the purpose of satire and parody and has not been authorized by anyone else, especially not the producers, broadcasters, directors or makers of any television show or movie nor any of the actors or actresses playing the characters of any television show or movie.

Any resemblance to persons or characters, living or dead, or fictional is purely coincidental.

Unfortunately, for reasons I'm sure you can understand, we cannot offer refunds on downloaded software.

 

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